just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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