You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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