Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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