i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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