At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I can feel your judgement through the phone
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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