you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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