So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
what day is it and did you see me today?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
