He is such a slut. More and more my type.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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