I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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