So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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