just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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