would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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