No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Houston, we have a blender
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
