Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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