Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration