if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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