It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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