it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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