I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Come see our sink grown plant.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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