Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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