we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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