I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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