Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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