Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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