if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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