I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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