He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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