sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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