So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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