well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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