Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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