Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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