He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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