I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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