its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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