He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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