i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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