Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Every concussion has its silver lining
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My vagina is very pro this idea
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