it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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