i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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