Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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