Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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