It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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