No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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