Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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