I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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