Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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