so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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