Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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