plz talk dirty to me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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