i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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