standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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