Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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