i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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